Steth Gotlys
Jovian Legacy
Jovian Empire
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Posted - 2012.04.27 23:09:00 -
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Not piracy in the pewwy kind, but I guess it could technically count under some definitions. I stayed up late last night, after a particularly gruelling day of doing nothing, orbiting a POS in a C5, with 2 low-sec holes open. Everyone in the C5 logged off, and funnily enough, I'd just watched the Causality trailer from a while back. In my tired state, I thought to myself "yeah... that's cool". Earlier in the day, my CEO had given me access to the blueprints hangar division. My skills being utterly terrible, I decided "let's do this". Three minutes later, and... oh, I can't make any ammo. Looks like I accidentally took all the blueprints and put them in a station in my Drake! Oh dear, some T3 loot too.
Next up was the Phoenix they had. Three minutes later and it was docked up lovely in a station, along with an Orca. Now, at this point, I could have gotten more. However, 3am spur of the moment decisions are'nt the most thought through, typically, so when I saw a Merlin/Harpy/whatever it was at the hole, I warped back to station, leaving the other Orca (apparantly full of T3 ships/subs worth billions) and a bunch of battleships behind and called it a night.
Waking up this morning, I checked my assets and gave a mighty "Oooohhhhhhhhh ****" to the wall, realising that I now had somewhere between 8 billion and 12 billion ISK worth of stuff in my hangar. Rightly so, my roles were removed by now and I was tasked with getting the stuff out of low-sec (except the Phoenix, of course). So - still in corp and shootable, I waited 12 hours thanks to college (much of which was spent good naturedly chatting to a few members of the corp and recieving some congratulations from one or two of them for my "master ninjary") before being banned after a final goodbye (as expected), and then got my alt (also -10'd) to move them in a Kestrel with Inertia stabs. I should note that my main was at this point in a Velator running away from a gang of 6 of them who were chasing me, presumably hoping that I had stuff on me (I had 1 tritanium). Everything is now safely in hi-sec, and only one or two players are mad at me, with the rest in begrudging acceptance (that or I suck at reading emotions).
tl;dr stole billions from corp while half asleep, dealt a major blow to alliance accidentally, I shouldn't play EVE while tired. Spent 0 ISK to do it. |